TimesLIVE Publishing Topless Photos Of Women
Not that we mind topless shots of women here at 2oceansvibe – we give one every week in our tasteful Tuesday Tabs feature. It is appealing features like this which contributes to 2oceansvibe being...
View ArticleGauteng’s New Tolls: 85% Goes To The Austrians
In 1938, Austrian freedom hater, Adolph Hitler, marched into Austria to rapturous applause. The Austrians were fine with this. After all, he was Austrian, they were Austrian – it sort of made sense....
View ArticleToll Roads Inevitable For Cape Town
As a born and bred Joburger, this headline tastes like sweet justice. Looks like Jozi isn’t the only city that’s going to be klapped by the new tolling system. Capetonians are in for it too. See,...
View ArticleThis Week In Racism (A Summary)
Racist fisticuffs are breaking out everywhere like the pimples on a young man’s greasy teenage skin. If it wasn’t enough when Kuli had a go at the coloureds, now the big guns have greased up their...
View ArticleFloat Like A Butterfly Sting Like A Bee – It’s Schabir – Now Rearrested
You may or may not have noticed the Sunday Times front cover yesterday. The headline was gripping and revealing. One usually sees this when tabloids have a secret they’re unable to keep. This time...
View ArticleAl Qaeda Launches Women’s Glossy Magazine
Clearly not satisfied with the launch of their English magazine, Inspire, which first appeared about nine months ago, and included a feature called “How to make a bomb in the kitchen of your Mom”, al...
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Karl Lagerfeld Quits Fashion To Head Up The South African Maritime Safety...
Don’t know if you caught The New Age‘s recent article about our new pirate tracking satellite service. It seems they believe that fashion designer extraordinaire, Karl Lagerfeld, is heading up the SA...
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2oceansvibe And New Age Collaborate To Make A Better Media Space In SA
We wrote earlier in the day that The New Age had engaged in a small but embarrassing bout of mistaken identity, having posted a picture of world renowned fashion mogul, Karl Otto Lagerfeld, above a...
View ArticleJimmy Manyi To Publish Government Newspaper
The government is going to be launching its own printed propagand… err newspaper, and it will be published by the head of government communications, Jimmy Manyi. Yes, Jimmy who doesn’t like coloured...
View ArticleTeacher And Pupil Share Joint
A report in The Star newspaper has revealed how a Teacher has had to resign because he was caught puffing on the old knowledge cabbage with a pupil. It’s no big secret that South African schools have...
View ArticleFacebook Launches “Journalists On Facebook”
In a much anticipated move, the social media giant has finally unveiled its next step in advancing the power of journalism through social networking. It’s described as a central resource tool for...
View ArticleUK Journalists’ Tweets To Be Regulated
Reports over the weekend have claimed that UK journalist and newspaper Twitter feeds are possibly going to become regulated. In essence they’ll be brought under the regulation of the Press Complaints...
View ArticleBurn Down The Herald: ANC Leader
ANC Nelson Mandela Bay chairperson Nceba Faku encouraged more than 100 party members to burn down Port Elizabeth’s The Herald newspaper as he celebrated the party’s election victory outside the Port...
View ArticleSunday Times “The End Of Radio As We Know It”
We were lucky enough to be featured in the Lifestyle section of today’s Sunday Times, in a piece written by everyone’s favourite columnist, Lin Sampson. In the article, entitled “The End Of Radio As We...
View ArticleANC Calls For Delay On Info Bill Draft, No Spice
For once, news that seems to be too good to be true, actually is true. The ANC has done a little back-peddle today and called for an extension to the June 24 deadline to complete the drafting of the...
View ArticleSouth African Porn Star Reality Series Goes Limp
South Africa’s first ever reality television porn show appears to have gone limp halfway through the auditions because broadcasters are reluctant to ‘excite’ the public. Although South Africans are...
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BREAKING NEWS: Rebekah Brooks Resigns After Murdoch’s Daughter, Elisabeth,...
The pressure finally got to the fiery red-headed Rebekah Brooks. In the last few minutes, news agency Reuters has officially announced that News International CEO, Rebekah Brooks, has resigned and will...
View ArticlePiers Morgan Might Have Been Fibbing About His Phone Hacking Knowledge
Piers Morgan might have been speaking nonsense when he made the modest claim that all he knew of phone hacking was that someone once told him that it was possible. The embattled CNN host, who has spent...
View ArticleHow Much Is That Robo-Seal In The Window?
The future is officially nuts. It’s getting to a point where stuff like this probably won’t shock you anymore. It should. Be shocked. These robo-seals, called ‘Paro’, not only bring comfort to...
View ArticleEyewitness News Newsreader Goes Rogue, Drops Multiple F-Bombs During His...
Eyewitness News radio bulletins will never be the same again after one newsreader lost it last night and f-bombed all kinds of philosophies to anyone that was listening to the 01h00 news. Anarchist and...
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